Highlights

“Here Today, Goblin Tomorrow!” MLS Humor

It's getting closer to Goblin Day, friends, so I thought I'd show you some of the Halloween treats provided by our always dependable MLS....

A pig and a poke (The MLS “Menu”)

This week I actually got hungry reading the MLS and the LA Times real estate ads. Check out these bloopers so you can see...

“The veews will blow youre mind” – MLS screw ups

Well, folks, I spent another week scanning the MLS and local ads while laughing my a__ off. This week's bloopers include some very suspect offers....

Offers you cannot-a refuse-uh [MLS Gaffes]

Here we go again, friends - more howls this week because agents can't spell, or they have "ham fingers" at the keyboard, or they...

“WHAT A DUMP!” Bette Davis and the MLS

I must need a rest from the Rubik’s Cube that is the MLS and the real estate ad world.  I am beginning to see...

House Haunting- MLS Tricks and Treats

Halloween may be a month away, but the MLS , the LA Times, and our local real estate magazines never disappoint. This week's offerings...

Real Estate Rabble – Translators Needed!

I'm calling ITT Tech. It's time they establish a course for translators for the MLS. Often the listings I see are so wacky I...

Home on De-Range – MLS Mayhem

My dear readers, friends, colleagues and fellow inmates: Please think before you participate in MLS-Speak. If you don't, you'll come off like a horse's...