Residential

“Great for horse livers” – riding high with the MLS

Hey guys – did you miss me while I was gone? I know that all you spelling miscreants certainly didn’t. Nonetheless, I was ever-watchful...

“Woof range” – real estate has gone to the dogs!

There were some "amenities" offered in the real estate ads and the MLS this week that would  give PETA angina. Imagine being a guest...

Short sales – tax and legal liability can be an issue

The other day at a short sale workshop, one of the agents in the audience asked, “How do I know if the bank is...

“Heated jowel rack” – Taking it on the chin with the MLS

Who ever thought homes had so many amenities to choose from?  Check out this past week's MLS and real estate ads. These offers are certainly...

“Picturass Setting” Sales pitch strike-outs, and MLS fouls

Do you remember the terrible moment in baseball  at Shea Stadium in 1986 when the Red Sox World Series win went between Bill Buckner's legs? It...

“Please Maul Us”…and other offers you can’t refuse

I just returned from an extended trip to discover that some things never change. There were so many funny misspellings and blunders in the MLS this...

Rockin’ and Rollin’ With The MLS

It's party time at the MLS. We've got the Stones, Little Richard and even a rabbit. (No, guys - not a Playboy Bunny.) We...

“Don’t crab appraise” – something’s fishy on the MLS

Ya' know folks, I think I should get paid for being Captain of the MLS Police Force. I have so much activity that I’m pulling...