Here we go again, folks – hang on for the ride of your life. I think the holiday drinking spilled over into the work week, because there were some real knee-slappers in the MLS listing remarks this week.
With material like this, who needs sit-coms?
Reading the MLS and the L.A.Times ads can be a great stress reliever. And L.A. does not have a corner on the market. Wait until you read Andrea Swiedler’s contribution from New Milford, CT! As soon as
I wipe the tears out of my eyes I’ll try to type this week’s treasures. …There, I am composed, so here we go:
Lust Among the Ruins
“Latchis, door nobs and kochs will be replaced” (That’s gonna hurt like hell…)
“This lusting won’t last” (Unless you are Tiger, John Edwards, Jesse, Gov. Sanford, James McGreevey…)
“Taro on roof is temporary due to leak” (A good psychic would have seen that storm coming!)
“Very Zen w/ stone walkaways amuck the flowers” (Stoned agent flower child runs amuck in Zen garden.)
“Home in Rancho Coccamongas” (Whose cocca is amongas? Or did you mean “humongous”?)
“A lovely canopee or bouganvilla” (I don’t think urine and flowers are difficult to distinguish, pal…)
For My West Hollywood Buddies:
“Call for inqueeries” (Alert Ricky Martin – there’s a new listing in “Boys Town.”)
“Small Home O Dues” (I believe the large Home Os do, too.
“House snows EZ” (Offered by Kip from Kilimanjaro)
“Playground nearby with slides and swingrs” (Kinky dinky.)
“Your buyers will flop.” (Well your sale ain’t lookin’ so hot either, pal.)
“Huge fire in living room” (Obviously, a fire sale.)
“Leader in stales.” (Loser who sucks.)
“Big gas girll on patio.” (…which is where big, gassy girlls should remain.)
And One of the Best Ever! (Thanks, Andrea):
“Big Dick Pond under a huge outcrapping of rocks” (Any guy tough enough to outcrap rocks deserves to brag about his big, uh, uh,…“pond”!)