Stills, tills and MLS thrills – real estate humor and MLS flubs

Ah – what a week for bloopers! This week we’re rolling in booze and money.  Join the party, folks – BYOL. (Bring Your Own Laughs):

First Round Is On Me

“Equipped with Boose Theatre System” (I’ll drink to that!)”

“Antique great still in FP” (Really? Grandpa’s was in the tub.)

“New hard landscraping” (Where’s there’s a will, there’s a till.)

“Too many upgrades to lisp.” (Too much moonshine to s-s-s-speak.)

“”Impairted Murano glass in hall” (Impaired agent with shot glass being hauled off.)

Pass Me A Party Hat

“Your snearch is over.” (So is your career.)

“New til in bath” (For those who want a personal ATM?)

“We would appreciate your commets.” (Thank you, Darth Vader.)

“Beauty mounted on a hill.” (Please get a room.)

“Very econominal” (I suppose less cactus is more.)

“Foundation has shited” (It seems evacuation has begun.)

Take the Hat Off the Deer Head and Go Home

“Available son” (So reform school didn’t work?)

“Enjoy the balcony on baldy nights” (A home for domes.)

“We’ll inert you of status changes.” (Don’t overexert yourself.)

“Beautiful vallee views” (Let me guess – great for all Four Seasons?)

Say Goodnight Gracie

“”Beware of drop out in back yard” (That’s what we always said about my brother…)