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Subject to odor bid: something stinks in the MLS

No one is perfect, but some real estate pros simply don’t read their work before promoting millions of dollars worth of assets to the world on the MLS.

mls bloopers

mls bloopers

Attention all agents: are you experiencing summer daze? Ah, yes, my friends… it seems the MLS and other advertising outlets never run out of hilarious bloopers. Thanks to Matt Stigliano of San Antonio, Texas, for his great contributions this week.

Sniff Sniff

“Probate subject to odor bid” (Apparently the fragrant corpse is still on the premises.)

“Good GRM and Cop rate” (It seems Dunkin’ Donuts is up for sale.)

“Bye while rats are good” (The only good rat is on a taxidermist’s shelf.)

“High patched ceilings” (Low tide in living room.)

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“Sprinkler on tim” (Perhaps someone should show Tim to a rest room.)

“Closet with custom shelling” (Proudly offered by the NRA.)

“Hear the buds singing” (See the bud being smoked in a VW bus…)

“Master is Luxxx” (I guess that explains the cameras and the disco ball.)

Someone Light a Match!

“Closet big enough for Liberace” (Uh, I thought he came out of the closet!

“For buyers who want perfectiom” (Somehow I doubt they come to you…)

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“Wide life everywhere” (Welcome Walmart shoppers.)

“Seller will cover leeks” (Does he intend to throw his body over the soup?)

 Did That Come Out Of You?

“Do not disturb tennis” (Yeah, no one wants to trip over someone’s balls.)

“Outstnding clit service” (Nope, not goin’ there!)

That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!

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I wear several hats: My mink fedora real estate hat belongs to Sotheby’s International Realty on the world famous Sunset Strip. I’M not world famous, but I've garnered a few Top Producer credits along the way. I also wear a coonskin writer's cap with an arrow through it, having written a few novels and screenplays and scored a few awards there, too. (The arrow was from a tasteless critic.) My sequined turban is my thespian hat for my roles on stage, and in film and television, Dahling. You can check me out in all my infamy at LinkedIn,, SherlockOfHomes, IMDB or you can shoot arrows at my head via email. I can take it.

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