Saturday, January 17, 2026

Crap Sandwiches, Donkeys and New Year Resolutions

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Reverse Resolutions For New Years
Do You Love Them or Loathe Them?

I’m speaking about Resolutions for the New Year.

You know the drill; I resolve to lose weight, wake early, work out, tame time, be kind, etc.

You also know proper affirmation etiquette – speak in the positive; “Be on time.” not “Don’t be late.”, “Hold your Mojito steady.” not “Don’t spill your Mojito.”, “Speak crystal clearly.” not “Don’t slur your words.”

Yes and What Else?

I suggest something completely different yet equally purposeful.  I suggest Reverse Resolutions – What will you Stop Doing? Lose the losers my friend, you’ll feel light as lace and glide through the New Year with Grace and Ease. Here’s my Reverse Resolutions for 2009.

Things I Will Stop:

STOP trying to turn Crap Sandwiches into Chocolate Candies.

STOP neighboring negativity.

STOP pushing string.

STOP thinking I can walk kitty cats, alley cats, tom cats and cat-cats.

STOP waiting for my cats to bark.

STOP dumbing down.

STOP blaming and explaining.

STOP winging it.

STOP getting ready to get ready, to get ready, to get ready –  already.

STOP believing I can please everyone.

STOP telling, telling, telling, talking, talking, talking, telling, talking, telling…

STOP interrupting, rushing, chasing and capturing.

STOP trying to train Donkeys to be Stallions.

Duality is OK

The truth! I’ll still have some positive resolutions, but this year, I’ll consciously choose who and what to lose so I can attract, magnetize and manifest more of what I want.

What will YOU choose to STOP doing in the New Year?

Ken Brand
Ken Brandhttps://www.brandcandid.com
Ken Brand - Prudential Gary Greene, Realtors. I’ve proudly worn a Realtor tattoo for over 10,957+ days, practicing our craft in San Diego, Austin, Aspen and now, The Woodlands, TX. As a life long learner, I’ve studied, read, written, taught, observed and participated in spectacular face plant failures and giddy inducing triumphs. I invite you to read my blog posts here at Agent Genius and BrandCandid.com. On the lighter side, you can follow my folly on Twitter and Facebook. Of course, you’re always to welcome to take the shortcut and call: 832-797-1779.

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