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“Just hit marget”… Going a few rounds on the MLS

I just love auto-fill! It practically writes my blooper posts for me. This week’s listings included such amenities as ether, pizzas, and even a mail-order librarian. Check out this week’s colorful fare:

Let’s Go Some Rounds

“Just hit marget” (I’d prefer to slap you upside the head.)

“100.0% down” (One more face in a bowl of bar nuts.)

“Seller will include ether” (A doobie would suffice.)

“Just planted  flor” (‘Just issued an APB for Flor’s husband…)

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“Beautiful imported wood-paneled librarian” (Her stacks must be something to behold!)

Talk To Me Gently

“Coffee and sandswishes” (Swishing is usually paired with a domineering mother.)

“Glazed tiles accent buth” (Glazed eyes accent listing agent)

“Tee lined street”  (Tiger Woods in the ‘hood?)

“3 bd Hollywoof home” (Further proof this town is going to the dogs.)

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Still Seeing Stars?

“Malibu – newly stagged” (I guess Arnold’s divorce is final.)

“Setmember blow-out” (Uh,  isn’t that an after-dark speciality down on Hollywood Blvd.?)

“Professionally staggered” (There’s no doubt staggering is a skill you’ve  perfected.)

“Don’t miss oot” (This must be a house in Toronto.)

“Ox fixtures” (Jackass representation)

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This Week’s Fave

“Bright colors add pizzas” (How’s that acid flashback goin’ for ya, dude?)

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I wear several hats: My mink fedora real estate hat belongs to Sotheby’s International Realty on the world famous Sunset Strip. I’M not world famous, but I've garnered a few Top Producer credits along the way. I also wear a coonskin writer's cap with an arrow through it, having written a few novels and screenplays and scored a few awards there, too. (The arrow was from a tasteless critic.) My sequined turban is my thespian hat for my roles on stage, and in film and television, Dahling. You can check me out in all my infamy at LinkedIn,, SherlockOfHomes, IMDB or you can shoot arrows at my head via email. I can take it.


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