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“Repetable agent” – losers, boozers and MLS bloopers

Friends, we had the usual amount of bloopers this week, which comes as no surprise to any of you, I’m sure. To add to the mix, this week I am introducing Fred Glick’s “IDIOTS ON PARADE.” Fred (Philadelphia real estate and mortgage expert) and I have had a lot of laughs over the dumb questions sometimes posted on real estate websites.

Yeah, yeah, I know…”no question is too dumb.” But come on people, aren’t there some limits? You decide:

Call A Doctor

“We have pocked listings” (Have you tried Proactive?)

“Sink blogged” (Impressive – a sink that can type!)

‘Check out my clogsite” (I guess the sink can talk, too!)

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Potpourri From Idiots 3

“Call at our convenience”  (Is it a convenient time to kiss my arse?)

“Repetable Agent” (Regrettable speller.)

“In need of a pole guy” (Aren’t we all?)

There Goes the Neighborhood

“New carper installed” (Does this mean your mother-in-law moved in?)

“Stemless glass shower” (Yeah – I prefer a highball glass myself.)

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“Community borers” (This sounds like The House of Representatives.)

Fred Glick’s IDIOTS ON PARADE:

“How big is the building broken into each unit?” (About as big as the microchip-sized brain on your MRI.)

“Can I sell now and pay my agent after I pay my taxes?” (Can I drink now and smack you upside the head after last call?)

Wax On  – Wax Off

“To butiful to descide” (Too painful to decipher)

“We are highly ranker” (Is that like being a horny w__nker?)

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“Seller willing to provide trite inspection” (Buyer willing to provide trite offer.)

“Large play rear” (Say goodnight, Kim Kardashian.)

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I wear several hats: My mink fedora real estate hat belongs to Sotheby’s International Realty on the world famous Sunset Strip. I’M not world famous, but I've garnered a few Top Producer credits along the way. I also wear a coonskin writer's cap with an arrow through it, having written a few novels and screenplays and scored a few awards there, too. (The arrow was from a tasteless critic.) My sequined turban is my thespian hat for my roles on stage, and in film and television, Dahling. You can check me out in all my infamy at LinkedIn, LAhomesite.com, SherlockOfHomes, IMDB or you can shoot arrows at my head via email. I can take it.

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