Friends, we had the usual amount of bloopers this week, which comes as no surprise to any of you, I’m sure. To add to the mix, this week I am introducing Fred Glick’s “IDIOTS ON PARADE.” Fred (Philadelphia real estate and mortgage expert) and I have had a lot of laughs over the dumb questions sometimes posted on real estate websites.
Yeah, yeah, I know…”no question is too dumb.” But come on people, aren’t there some limits? You decide:
Call A Doctor
“We have pocked listings” (Have you tried Proactive?)
“Sink blogged” (Impressive – a sink that can type!)
‘Check out my clogsite” (I guess the sink can talk, too!)
Potpourri From Idiots 3
“Call at our convenience” (Is it a convenient time to kiss my arse?)
“Repetable Agent” (Regrettable speller.)
“In need of a pole guy” (Aren’t we all?)
There Goes the Neighborhood
“New carper installed” (Does this mean your mother-in-law moved in?)
“Stemless glass shower” (Yeah – I prefer a highball glass myself.)
“Community borers” (This sounds like The House of Representatives.)
Fred Glick’s IDIOTS ON PARADE:
“How big is the building broken into each unit?” (About as big as the microchip-sized brain on your MRI.)
“Can I sell now and pay my agent after I pay my taxes?” (Can I drink now and smack you upside the head after last call?)
Wax On – Wax Off
“To butiful to descide” (Too painful to decipher)
“We are highly ranker” (Is that like being a horny w__nker?)
“Seller willing to provide trite inspection” (Buyer willing to provide trite offer.)
“Large play rear” (Say goodnight, Kim Kardashian.)
