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Fixing The Agent Headshot Of Death.


Attempt One

“Look I own a suit”

“You will never find the bodies.”



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Attempt Two

“I’m going to beat cancer”


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Holiday Shot

Attempt Three

“I’m out of the office”



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Attempt Four

“I’m out of my mind”



Finished Headshot 3

Attempt Five

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“Not just another suit”

“I work at Prudential Connecticut Realty”

“I take good photos”

“I am Teh Sexy



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  1. Todd Carpenter

    November 2, 2007 at 10:07 pm

    Holy Cow. I’ve been quietly making a list of the absolute funniest blog posts of the year. You just made it.

  2. Kelley Koehler

    November 2, 2007 at 10:19 pm

    my business card photo stopped at “yes, my head really is gigantic and those are indeed bowed legs.” thanks for pointing out I could have done a lot worse. 🙂

  3. Benn Rosales

    November 3, 2007 at 12:08 am

    Attempt one has a certain “WTF with a smile” quality, which rocks- my all time personal pick is the gone fishing picture. I am thinking of doing my own head shot in ASCII…

  4. Mariana

    November 3, 2007 at 4:04 am

    Pretty Sure Pic#1 is 8th grade science teacher yearbook photo.

  5. Kris Berg

    November 6, 2007 at 1:44 pm

    I still like the sock.

  6. Athol Kay

    November 6, 2007 at 4:26 pm

    Oh I like the sock too Kris, just he never sold anything.

  7. Toby Boyce

    November 7, 2007 at 2:27 am

    Athol Kay … the man of many faces. You’ve seen his sock in the morning, cheat death off the coast of Conn., and even in a suit. Don’t look now … he’s coming to a theatre near you soon!

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