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Property listing bloopers for the history books

The “Tajma Hall of leases”??? This agent should be sealed in a mausoleum until he can pass a spelling test AND a history test! However, he wasn’t the only one who buried himself this week – check out these other  bloopers, friends:

Please tell me it’s a joke…

“Presenting the Tajma Hall of Leases” (Presenting the idiot savant of agents.)

“Blow-up sale” (Did this occur before or after you blew up your career?)”

“Electriiciity now on” (I suspect you tested the outlets with a fork…)

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“Key hidden under matt” (I can only imagine where Matt’s keyhole is…)

“Dont hasittate” (Don’t drink Nyquil.)

Please tell me you don’t live in L.A

“Here it is – a buyer’s dram” (There it goes – an agent’s six-pack.)

“A correction of  statues”  (Is this when someone paints little panties on their bare, marble arses?)

“Canceleed – agent suck” (Who ever said introspection is overrated?)

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“Lush on gate” (Lush about to hit the floor…)

“Bring the city into your home” (At last – an explanation for the LAPD choppers circling overhead with their spotlights frying all life here in the canyon…)

Okay, then just tell me you’re an only child…

“Private and ga”  (Uh, hello? Chest paddles, anyone? )

“Flos now finished” (I suspect you may be, too…)

“Erotic plants” (Let me guess – they climb on poles?)

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“Bald touches everywhere” (That’s what I said when I saw Bruce Willis on meth.)

This week’s fave:

“Park at Kim’s Wart” ( I dunno…is there a hair growing out of it?)

That’s all until next week, folks. Spell and Sell! 

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