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$25 grab bab – eye grabbing MLS blunders across America

The round of holiday parties has begun, and it seems to me that the celebratory antics must include some mind-altering substances.  Remember, a listing is a home for sale, friends…not  the way one walks after the office party. Please be sure to use a designated typist this holiday season.

Did I Hear A Cork Pop?

“$25 grab bab” (Bab must be financing her college education.) 

“Addenndumn” ( I don’t think we can add any more “dumn” than that.)

“Attractive crime area” (Apparently the perps hold you hostage while they do your make-up.)

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“Cross over bride” (Are we talking  door mat or a transsexual?)

“Happy holodays” (Is this a reference to the “holo” space between your ears?)

“Bring toes for tots” (Interesting…a holiday appendage drive…)

“Foreclosurer” (Gesundheit)

Can You Say That Without Spitting On Me?

“Hassle freeze” (Uh, that’s not the only thing that’s frozen.’)

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“Sizzzle added to hose” (Swizzle stick found near garters.)

“Satisfaction quarintined” (As should be your brain.)

“No FHA moans” (That ship has sailed, my friend.)

“Revere mortgage broker” (How ’bout you get my client that loan before I build you an altar?)

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“Big bonus if close by 2012” (Is that a banana in your pants or are you happy to see me?)

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“Your clints will love this” (Yeeesh – one letter short of a disaster…)

“Holiday open hose” (Here is where I take my leave before I’m censored…)


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