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Hijinks and loose links on the MLS – from silly to gross bloopers

We may have just taken a holiday, but there certainly was no holiday from real estate bloopers on the MLS, as well as on the web and in local ads. Georgina Hunter  from beautiful Maui found a lovely blooper this week involving valves, Bruce Walter sent some great gaffes from Indiana, and Fred Glick from Philadelphia is back with Fred’s Follies: Stupid Real Estate Questions From the Web. Wende Schoof from San Francisco and Jane Peters from Los Angeles also found some doozies. Please enjoy:

Pardon me?

“Send beds to listing agent”  (Why bother – you’re already asleep on the job.)

“Tediously maintained grounds” (Offered by Hoe-n-Hernia Realty)

“Brand New – Crowning soon” (I suggest you call your obstetrician.)

“Blank approval required” (Then look in the mirror, pal.)

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“Additional guess house” (The only guess is how you got your license.)

“Sinkin living room” (Sunken career.)

“Nice Interior shed” (Lovely – an in-house outhouse designed by  Jethro Clampett , your local indoor plumbing specialist.)

You’ve Got To be Kidding

“We can fiance you” (Good luck with that – I can’t even get a date.)

“New lower pride” (I hear ya, pal. In this economy, I’d sell a skating rink to a legless corpse if I could get a signature.)

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“New Pool for Sumner” (If you’re referring to Sumner Redstone, he needs a new pool like I need crotch itch.)

“Nice house in Inland Umpire”  (Hey, Abbott and Costello – “Who’s on first?”)

“Approved building plans… a $10,000 valve” (Either this is a house in the middle of  Hoover Dam, or Dr Michael DeBakey is back from the dead.)

Fred’s Follies (Question from Trulia)

Question:“i am realtor i was wandering how can get listings becuse had work before”

Answer: Dear Idiot, I suspect it is your mind that is wandering. I suggest you remove the icepick from your cranium before you honk and proceed.  You mentioned that you “had work before.” I am sorry to inform you that weaving baskets on Ward 6 doesn’t qualify you for anything other than politics. In Washington, confusion is an art form, and you are a natural. Good luck – you have my vote.

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9 Comments

9 Comments

  1. Charles McDonald

    July 10, 2011 at 5:52 pm

    Thanks I needed a good laugh today. Always look forward to posts on Agent Genius

  2. Gwen Banta

    July 31, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    Charles, I haven't been getting my AG notifications, so please consider this a late THANK YOU!

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