Marketers: step away from the booze and keyboard
It’s Blooper day, and the MLS never disappoints. Thanks to Indiana’s own Bruce Walter and to Jan Pastras of Los Angeles for a number of great contributions this week. I hope you can help me with the last one by adding your comments. I laugh so hard every time I read it that I cannot come up with a retort!
Check out these classics:
For the Record…
“Italian liquor throughout” (This must be the autopsy report for Sonny Corleone.)
“Polish cement floors.” (What’s in them – Kielbasa?)
“See the surprise over the mountains” (Note to Bubba: When the mother ship lands, try to cover the empty beer cans in the back of your pickup.)
“The horse you’ve been waiting for” (Attention McDonald’s meat buyer – there’s a call for you on line one.)
“Donot call with qestions” (Well I doubt you would have the answers anyway.)
For Yo’ Mama…
“No smaking on premises” (Okay, but I’m going to smack you with a Dictionary as soon as you step foot off the porch.)
“French doora in bedroom” (…French Doora’s maid’s costume and feather duster on bedroom floor.)
“Agent must accompany clint” (Make my day!)
For the Road…
One For Me, Because I Can’t Stop Laughing!