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Verizon’s conditions for Yahoo acquisition: Ditch CEO, change the name

(BUSINESS NEWS) Thus far, Yahoo has done a remarkable job of digging its own grave and lying down in it. In the latest string of things Yahoo can’t get right, though, we have a surprising entry: its own death.

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The plan

Yahoo’s supposed to sell to Verizon and then disappear south of the border (figuratively, guys) – but after all that’s happened, will Verizon even give Yahoo the time of day?

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Pulling a fast one

It’s no secret that despite shattering the glass ceiling, CEO, Marissa Mayer, is nobody’s favorite person right now.

Shocker, then, that what’s left of Yahoo after the Verizon takeover goes through (assuming it does) wants nothing to do with her or her name brand.

The CEO has enough bad press without even bringing up the hacking, so she’ll more than likely get the ax after the acquisition.

Meanwhile, the holding company side of Yahoo will go on to change its name to Altaba Inc, effectively shedding every association with the failing Yahoo once and for all. Sound like “Alibaba” to you? That’s because they own a 15 percent stake of Yahoo and operate Yahoo’s Japanese business, so it is suspected to be a play on an extremely popular brand name overseas.

That’s all well and good, but what if Verizon decides not to bite?

Friendly reminder

Verizon losing interest in the once-appealing Yahoo isn’t such a far-fetched notion. For those of you who have forgotten the contents of the company’s rap sheet, here’s a refresher course:

  • Yahoo was hacked once in 2013, to the effect of an estimated one billion compromised accounts.
  • Yahoo did not inform users of the above attack until a month ago (over three years later).
  • This happened AFTER they were forced to disclose information about a comparatively small attack in 2014 (a paltry 500 million user accounts affected—nothing to write home about, as Yahoo clearly thought) around three months ago.

So, while one can hardly blame Verizon for keeping Yahoo at arm’s length while they wait for a more conclusive evaluation of the security breaches, the subsequent political no-man’s-land is a logistical nightmare for the folks at Yahoo who just want to cut their losses move on. To think that Verizon might just ice the whole deal (or at the very least demand a hefty discount) isn’t far from the realm of feasibility.

They can’t even die correctly

Yahoo’s basically hoping to pull off the corporate equivalent of plastic surgery and a new passport.Click To Tweet

Until such a time as Verizon absconds with Yahoo’s proverbial dirty laundry, however, the second-rate email service is condemned to wear the same tacky purple robes of defeat that have plagued its shoulders since day one.

Yahoo, it seems, just won’t die like it’s supposed to.

#Altaba

Jack Lloyd has a BA in Creative Writing from Forest Grove's Pacific University; he spends his writing days using his degree to pursue semicolons, freelance writing and editing, oxford commas, and enough coffee to kill a bear. His infatuation with rain is matched only by his dry sense of humor.

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Supreme Court okays trademarking for ‘generic’ name URLs

(BUSINESS NEWS) Generic name trademarks have helped to stave off monopolies of broad products and services, but the Supreme Court just ruled that generic company names like Booking.com, can now be trademarked.

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For years, The United States Patent and Trademark Office has denied rights to names termed as “generic.” This was previously used to prevent generic terms from monopolizing a section of the market. It has prevented many companies from doing that as well.

However, as we move into the 21st century we begin to see things that may not be so cut and dry. As usual life gets messy and things are far more grey than they previously have been.

Recently, the US Supreme Court ruled that website names are eligible for a change to the previous trademark rules. The website that pushed for this privilege first, Booking.com that is owned by Booking Holdings Inc., argued that they needed this ruling to stop consumers from following copycats down a rabbit hole and away from their business.

The decision, heavily weighted at 8-1, gives Booking.com, nationwide legal protection against competing companies trademarks.

A remark released later by Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg and the Supreme Court states, “We have no cause to deny Booking.com the same benefits Congress accorded other marks qualifying as nongeneric.” An argument quoted from the decision continues as since, “‘Booking.com’ is not a generic name to consumers, it is not generic.”

This stance, taken by the majority, exemplifies a firm position on the rights of the individual companies’ abilities to identify themselves as they see fit.

The lone dissenting vote coming from Justice Stephen Breyer who argued that he fears that this decision “will lead to a proliferation of ‘generic.com’ marks, granting their owners a monopoly over a zone of useful, easy-to-remember domains.”

Honestly, if you can’t come up with your own domain that either incorporates, but doesn’t copy, or gets your point across without being too generic, you may need to hire a PR person.

This move forward from the Supreme Court opens up a lot of possibilities for people to be creative with their businesses. If generic and simple names will be the norm, then people will have to think outside the box in the future. Bring on the challenges.

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New company beats Amazon with next morning delivery?

(BUSINESS NEWS) Amazon has a new competitor in South Korea: Coupang, with faster shipping than Prime.

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What if I told you Amazon Prime’s, 1-3 day guaranteed delivery time isn’t the fastest e-commerce service the world has to offer? You would think I’m lying right?

Coupang, one of the world’s fastest delivery services located in South Korea, allows you to order any item, anytime before midnight, promising that it will be at your doorstep by 7am! (I wasn’t lying!) With 70% of its employees living within a 10 minute radius of a Coupang center, 80% of residents residing in populated cities and 95% of it’s population owning a smartphone, South Korea has become the perfect e-commerce epicenter. Coupang employees over 10,000 people who together deliver 99.3% of all orders within 24 hours. Imagine it’s Tuesday night, you’re falling asleep and suddenly remember you forgot to get your wife a present for her 50th birthday tomorrow. You have two options: accept your fate of being put in the dog house for three long weeks, or quickly order a few great items off Coupang’s website that’ll be delivered BEFORE she even wakes up!

Like Amazon, Coupang allows its customers to create a profile, store desired products in a list, and check out using your saved payment method. Half of South Korea’s total population of 51.6 million has installed Coupang’s app with a surge of people trying Coupang for the first time during stay at home orders due to the Coronavirus pandemic. The company struggled to meet fulfillment demands, especially those including PPE, household cleaning products, and children’s necessities. While many companies are struggling to stay afloat, Coupang is quickly adapting to meet consumer demands. In March, the company opened a new logistics center to expand its overnight/same day delivery services and is currently working to reach an even broader population.

Believe it or not, right before Coupang received a $2 Billion investment from SoftBanks, its founder, Kim Bom debated walking away from it all. Bom founded the company in 2010, receiving the investment in 2018 and is expected to pursue an IPO by the end of 2020. So for all of you entrepreneurs wondering if you should give up on that decade long dream…DON’T. Coupang went from selling a few hundred items each day to 3.3 million. Now that’s what you call entrepreneurism!

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Google plans to pay publishers for content (a little too late)?

(BUSINESS NEWS) Google will finally pay publishers for news, but only a few, and they have to meet Google standards.

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I mean…could you get any greedier Google? (Chandler Bings voice).

After years and years of pressure and complaints from publishers that Google’s search feed doesn’t properly recognize them or the news they work so hard to report, Google has finally announced that they will begin to pay publishers for content. But only some.

WHAT A LOAD OF BS.

According to the News Media Alliance, Google profited 4.7 BILLION in 2019 as a search engine for the news industry. So now, not only is Google fleecing its content providers and the writers who are working to create material for them, but it’s quite likely that Google’s algorithm is pushing paid news to the top of its search feed. What does this mean for users? It means that for one, you will see what they want you to see, but most importantly, it means that Google HAS the money to pay its publishers but chooses not too!

Google’s announcement to start paying publishers excludes all publishers outside Brazil, Germany, and Australia. Even within the countries that Google closed a deal with, there are many that do not meet its “high quality content” requirement for a paid position. The problem with all this nonsense is that we stopped letting the news come from others like us, and instead, according to the U.S News Media Alliance, the news is entirely owned by a handful of companies. You may have 635 channels on your TV, but if you google…or maybe you should duck duck go it, you’ll find that all those channels lead back to one huge organization.

SO WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?

Google has definitely been pressured to make some big changes, and while paying publishers is a good first step in the right direction, is it enough to make up for years of damage?

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