This week’s MLS was a whole bag ‘o crazy. Seriously, there should be a movie. I doubt if even Tina Fey could write anything funnier. Imagine it in 3D – with “fully stocked bras” and “large panty off kitchen.” Special thanks to Greg Cooper and Patrick Martin and Fred Glick for their contributions:
Stinkin’ and Drinkin’
“Garage and paddyo leans – needs support.” (So does my Irish Uncle Paddyo after 4 pints of Guinness.
“This House will smell fast.” (It seems the realtor stinks, also.)
“House has conservatorium” (A crematorium for Republicans, perhaps?)
“Hammered clobber tub” (I’ll tell you who’s hammered…)
“Everything on porch sways” (Tell Uncle Paddyo to get off the porch.)
And I Thought I had Heard It All…
“Converted church w/ original ball tower.” (Geez – men need a monument for everything!)
“Extra Room in Attica” ( So much for prison overcrowding…)
“Laura Ashley pints in bedroom.” (Uncle Paddyo passed out on bed.)
“Lazy Susan in kitch won’t twist” (Put a dollar in her G String and see what happens)
“Antique fixtures made of bras.” (Yes, old ones are hard to hold up.)
Gripes With the Pipes
“Chiten beans and rice served.” (Someone will be chiten later for sure!)
“Water in master can’t be moved.” (Has he tried diuretics?)
“Soft palate on walls” (Seller in hospital with hole in mouth.)
“Brand new shitt rock” (No shitt Sherlock!)
“Flora just planted” (My condolences to Flora’s husband”
Best of the Week:
“Possible new school playground. Ask about active movements.”
(No comment – I can’t stop laughing long enough to type.)
