Well, friends, it was a rough week in real estate advertising and MLS listings. Pants were dropped, illegal substances were aplenty, and bodily functions needed attention. There’s no time like the present to fess up if any of the following bloopers were yours. Christmas is coming, and I have a list of people who will be receiving coal in their stockings if they don’t admit to spelling anarchy. Check these out:
Tokes and Blokes
“Come joint us at the open” (A high time hosted by Alice B. Toklas.)
“Aroach from Sunset Blvd” (Number one on Cheech and Chong’s Christmas Wish List)
“New carpot ” (For those in need of mobile weed)
“Big yard w/ trees & lushes” (Uncle Paddy, Uncle Tim: Drop the Guinness and get the hell home.)
“Closet to entertainment” (The history of Ricky Martin…)
“Splashes of eggplant, cream and espresso” (Hey Belushi – Food fight!)
TMI
“Credit for pantsing” (Cue Creedence Clearwater Revival: “I see the bad moon arising”…)
“Puper quiet location” (Offered by Flush-n-Hush Realty)
“Close to poopular nightspots” (You must be referring to the “Hollywood Bowel.”)
“We now have clear peed” (Obviously you don’t eat asparagus.)
“Walk to park and balls” (Hmmm…an Ambulatory Fornication Proclamation.)
“Pruperty needs TLC” (Yeah – that zit thing is why Clearasil was invented.)
Things We Can Live Without
“Newly laid pawn in back” (What happened to “cash for your gold”?)
“This one’s for your hussiest buyers” (Hey look – it’s the Heidi Fleiss Residence.)
“Property had a facelit” (‘Seems someone else got lit, too…)
“Includes dead for adjacent lot” (That’s great…for those building a freakin’ cemetery!)
This Week’s Eyebrow Raisers
“Barbarian wood” ( Atilla the Hun is back…and he’s excited.)
“High voltage wires not a problem” (Then why is your hair on fire?)
