Usually I have to skip a week to gather enough material for my MLS blooper review, but this past week was especially rife with colorful errors and head-scratching misspellings.
I even caught a few in the L.A. Times and Homes and Land Magazine. It appears that some agents were dozing at their keyboards…or doing tequila shooters – you decide.
Here are my Picks of the Week:
Where’s the Beef?
“Vintage cow foot tub with gold feet” (Old beef with gold leaf.)
“Mobile nome for sale (A leprechaun on a Harley?)
“Lots of great chops in area” (‘Great’ accordin’ to Lizzie Borden.)
“Lush landescaping” (Drunk land on the lam?)
“Nice area of mountain w/ village inn iit” (Offered by the Village Inn-i-it.”)
“Fixer – New reduced size!” (Seems the clunker’s been shrunkered.)
Too Good To Be True
“Bonus to fix seller” (We pay to spay.)
“New lo-flow John” (John must be on Flomax.)
“Nice Hollywood bunglaboo” (Agent bungle in the Hollywood jungle…)
“Work bintch thrown in for free” (The bintch should smack you upside your thick head.)
“Listen to the waves lapping in the arbor” (Run, you dud –there must be a flood!)
I Have a Bridge to Sell You…
“Many studio exes live in area” (Do the ‘exes’ in mind have axes to grind?)
“Small lake – great boasting” (Hmmm…I always heard bigger is better.)
“Celeb home – very she-she area” (Ellen and Portia must be selling their pad.)
“Nice yard with gazelbow” (Gesundheit!)
“Railroad Thai steps lead to shore” (Bangkok River Dance, perhaps?)
“New cooper plumming.” (I think it’s “pooper plumbing.”)
And The Creativity Award Goes To:
“Nice master bedroom – Listen to the soothing sounds of the trains passing through while you sleep.” (I just can’t top that!)
